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By accessing this website, you agree to the following:
- We reserve the right to revoke any and all sauciness at any time, without warning.
- You must agree to not sue us if we run out of saucy.
- You must understand that "saucy" is not actually defined, but we like to use it.
For more information on our saucy policies, visit /subpages/saucy-credentials/saucy-policies.