Sausage Politics 2024

Welcome to the most unpredictable, unorthodox, and utterly absurd election cycle of the century.

• President Sausageface 2024: The Incumbent
• Opposition Candidate: Sausage McSausageface
• Running Mates:
• Sausage McSausageface 2020 - The Sausage Whisperer
• President Sausageface 2028 - The Sausage Kingpin
• Debates:
• First Debate - 'Sausages and Their Synergies'
• Second Debate - 'The Sausage Industrial Complex'
• Issues:
• Issue One: Affordable Sausage for All
• Issue Two: Sausage-Based Healthcare Reform

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