Saying No to Spouse: The Art of Effective Refusal

Why Say No to Spouse?

Because, let's face it, saying no to spouse is hard. But someone's gotta do it.

Here are some reasons why you might need to say no to spouse:

• They want you to watch paint dry.
• They want you to mow the lawn at 4 AM.
• They want you to wear a chicken suit to the grocery store.

Or maybe you just want some alone time. That's cool too.

Either way, here's some tips for effective refusal:

Tips for Effective Refusal

1. Use the classic "I have a headache" excuse.
2. Claim you're allergic to whatever it is they want you to do.
3. Say you're going to a funeral, but really you're just going to the park.

Remember, the key is to be firm, yet polite.

Or, you know, just say you're going to therapy. That usually works too.

Therapy Is My Excuse