Welcome to the Scarct Reeducation Program!

The Scarct Reeducation Program is a highly-competitive, government-funded initiative aimed at reeducating individuals on the art of doing absolutely nothing productively.

Our team of highly-trained, expert-level procrastinators have crafted an intensive curriculum to help you achieve peak laziness and maximum relaxation.

Our program is divided into three levels:

We also offer a special bonus track for individuals who are willing to commit to a full 12-hour marathon session of doing absolutely nothing.

12-Hour Marathon Session: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a really, really, really long power nap."