The Scarct Reeducation Program is a highly-competitive, government-funded initiative aimed at reeducating individuals on the art of doing absolutely nothing productively.
Our team of highly-trained, expert-level procrastinators have crafted an intensive curriculum to help you achieve peak laziness and maximum relaxation.
Our program is divided into three levels:
We also offer a special bonus track for individuals who are willing to commit to a full 12-hour marathon session of doing absolutely nothing.
12-Hour Marathon Session: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a really, really, really long power nap."