The art of calculating Scarfeteerishmatic probabilities.
A discipline born from the union of mathematics and the intricate art of tying a perfect knot.
Wherein lies the secret to the perfect bow tie.
Or, at the very least, an adequate approximation thereof.
For when the principles just won't do.
When the probability of a perfect knot becomes too great to calculate.
The underlying math that governs the Scarfeteerishmatic universe.