This is the part of the site where we shame you for your questionable fashion choices, your lack of effort, and your general existence.
Click here to see our expert analysis of your outfit.
Or, if you're feeling particularly ashamed, click here to see a comprehensive list of all the things you've messed up.
But wait, there's more! click here for a special report on the shame that your family is bringing to the table.
You're probably still here, aren't you?
Well, don't worry, we're not going to actually shame you. Yet.
But just remember, we're always watching. And judging.