Today's Schedule for the Incredibly Unreliable Time Traveler

8:00 AM - Wake up, have a heart attack

Arrive at a random time in the past, only to find that you're not as old as you thought.

• 9:00 AM - Breakfast with dinosaurs
• 10:00 AM - Steal the wheel of the first car ever made, drive it at 100 mph through a field of tulips
• 12:00 PM - Lunch with a time-traveling robot who's secretly a vegan

And that's not all, folks!

4:00 PM - Attend a meeting with the future overlords of the universe

Don't forget to bring your A-game, or in this case, your A-chronology.

8:00 PM - Dinner with a group of time-traveling chefs who insist on cooking only with ingredients from the past.

Don't even get us started on the wine pairings.

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