The Apocalypse is Nigh: Phase 3 and Beyond

Important Dates:

• April 1st: All April Fools' Pranks Will Be Real
• May 1st: The Rapture Will Be Broadcast Live on Social Media
• June 1st: The Last Day of Summer

Stay tuned for the latest updates on the impending doom.

Or, you know, just live your best life until it's too late.