Schedule of Disaster

Upcoming Events

  • Wednesday, 14:00: Global Thermonuclear War
  • Thursday, 10:00: The Great Cheese Plating Incident
  • Friday, 18:00: The Inauguration of the New World Order

Recent Events

  • The Great Sock Drawer of '23
  • The Unfortunate Sock Drawer Incident of '25

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Disclaimer: Events subject to change. Socks not included. Thermonuclear war not guaranteed.