Monday, 10:00 AM: "The Weekly TPS Reports" in Conference Room 3. Come for the free donuts, stay for the soul-crushing presentations.
Wednesday, 2:00 PM: "The Monthly Budget Meeting" in Conference Room 1. Where dreams go to die.
Friday, 10:00 AM: "The End-of-Quarter Sales Meeting" in the Conference Room of Broken Dreams. Come for the PowerPoint, stay for the existential dread.
Would you like to see the schedule for the "Monthly Meeting of Despair"?
Here it is.