March 1st, 2023: A Day of Mild Procrastination

• Breakfast in Bed
• Scrolling Through Social Media for 2 Hours
• Making a To-Do List that You'll Never Complete
• Playing Video Games Until Your Eyes Bleed
• Reading the Entirety of Urban Dictionary
• Pretending to Work while Really Just Browsing Pornhub

This schedule is subject to change without notice, mainly because you're not actually doing anything on this day.