Anniversary Cake Schedule for Wednesday
Today is the day! It's Wednesday. You know what that means: cake time. But not just any cake. A cake specifically crafted for the anniversary of our beloved "Bureaucratic Red Tape" company.
According to our cake schedule, today's flavors are:
- Strawberry Shortcake of Doom - A classic.
- Chocolate Chaos Cake - For those who like a little anarchy in their lives.
- Creamy Bureaucratic Red Tape Cake - Because who doesn't love a good dose of bureaucracy?
- Vanilla "I'm-Too-Busy-For-Cake" Cake - For when you just can't be bothered.
We have a special surprise for today only, so make sure to stop by the break room and grab a slice (or two, or three...). Or, you know, just go ahead and order online, we won't judge you.
Learn more about our surprise cake Order online, because why not?