8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and yell at the cat for not sleeping enough.
8:30 AM - Consume 2 cups of black coffee, 1/4 cup of sugar, and 1/4 cup of cream.
9:00 AM - Engage in 30 minutes of intense staring at spreadsheets.
9:30 AM - Take a 15-minute break to contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
10:00 AM - Return to work, fueled by caffeine and existential dread.