Penalty History - A Scheduling Sub-Department of the Ministry of Time Management

Our penalty system is a complex web of fines, penalties, and demerits. Below is a list of notable penalties imposed upon employees for various transgressions.

Notable Penalties

• Late Riser - $500 fine for every 15 minutes late to work
• Caffeine Abuse - 3-day suspension for excessive use of office coffee machine
• Bad Weather Bluffing - 1-day warning for falsely claiming inclement weather to avoid work