Wake Up, Sheeple!
It's time to start your day off right!
Step 1: Wake Up
Don't just hit the snooze button, you'll only regret it.
- Stretch for at least 10 minutes to get those blood flowing and your limbs functioning.
- Drink a full glass of water to rehydrate after a night of dehydration.
- Eat a bowl of oatmeal to get your digestive system ready for the impending onslaught of coffee.
Step 2: Get Coffee
It's not just a drink, it's a way of life.
- Grind those beans like your life depends on it.
- Brew it strong, like you mean it.
- Stir it with a flourish, like you're a conductor leading an orchestra.
Step 3: Plan Your Attack
Make a list, check it twice, and then promptly forget it because you're too busy scrolling through memes.
- Check your schedule for any appointments, meetings, or deadlines.
- Make a to-do list, but let's be real, you'll probably just end up playing Solitaire instead.
And that's it!
Now go forth and conquer the day, or at least make it to the break room without spilling coffee on your shirt.
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