Welcome to Scheming 101, where the art of subtle deception is taught by the best instructors in the business. Or, at least, they're the best we could find on Craigslist.
Today, we'll cover the basics of misdirection, miscommunication, and the art of making your enemies think you're doing something else entirely. It's all about creating a smokescreen, people!
Here's an example of a classic smokescreen:
As you can see, this smokescreen is expertly crafted to conceal the real reason for our sudden departure from the meeting. Who would have thought we were just, uh, "getting some air?"
For more advanced smokescreen techniques, be sure to check out our upcoming course: Scheming 202: The Art of the Perfect Distraction.
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