School of Disproportionate Expectations

Welcome, esteemed students! Please note that our school is not responsible for any damage caused by our uniquely challenging course materials.

Our curriculum includes:

• Quantum Physics ( Warning: will make you realize that the answer is actually 42)
• Advanced Math (where 2+2=5 and pi is actually 3.5)
• Paranoid Philosophy (where the meaning of life is actually just a never-ending series of existential questions)
• Overly Pessimistic Literature (where every story ends with a sad, depressing twist)

Our School's Unique Approach

We believe in challenging our students, not coddling them. Our school is not for the faint of heart or those who value their sanity.

Our Faculty

Our faculty includes:

• Professor Boredom, our resident expert on the art of doing nothing
• Professor Tortured Soul, our specialist on the history of existential crises
• Professor Confusio, our master of making things complicated

Our School's Mascot

Our school's mascot is a sad, bespectacled cat named Blerp.