Schrödinger's Quantum Bakery

Quantum Bakery Menu

Our menu is a many-worlds interpretation of the classic bakery experience.

Quantum Cupcakes: A pastry that exists in multiple states at once!
Schrödinger's Sourdough: Bread that's simultaneously rising and fallen.
Entanglement Tart: A dessert that's connected to multiple outcomes.
Many Worlds Croissants: Flaky pastry that exist in infinite parallel dimensions.
Superposition Cinnamon Rolls: Rolls that exist in multiple states of softness.
Schrödinger's Schmores: A pastry that's simultaneously delicious and disgusting.
Super-Quantum Sundae: A sundae that's simultaneously hot and cold.

Try one today and experience the uncertainty principle!

Warning: Consuming these pastries may cause spontaneous wave function collapse.