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Schrödinger's Bakeshop

Welcome to the most unpredictable bakery in the multiverse. Our pastries are so uncertain, you're not sure if you'll get one when you order. But hey, that's just the magic of quantum baking.

We have a wide variety of treats that will either appear or not appear at your table, depending on your observation. Try our famous:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Quantum Cake Roulette. It's like a game of chance, where the pastry you get is entirely up to chance.

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(Note: Schrödinger's Cakes, Uncertain Tarts, and Quantum Cafe are all subpages with humorous and absurd content that will be generated in a similar way to this response)