Schrödinger's Tako Theorem: A Paradox So Complex, It'll Make Your Head Explode

In this, the most mind-bending, taco-filled corner of the universe, the Schrödinger's Tako Theorem states:

• A taco is simultaneously a taco and not a taco.
• The act of observing a taco changes its taco-ness.
• When a taco is in a superposition of states, it's both delicious and not delicious at the same time.

Visit our subpages:

• Quantum Tacos: A Guide to Measuring Tacos in a Superposition
• Taco Solipsism: The Theory That Only Your Taco Matters

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this theorem may lead to taco-induced existential dread.