Schrödinger's Revenge

Where the cat is out of the bag, and the bag is on the cat.

Join us for a game of cat-and-mouse, where the mouse has had it with the cat.

But don't worry, the cat will let you know... eventually.

After a suitable period of quantum indeterminacy.

Or maybe not.

Where every possible outcome has already occurred.

But which one is the real one?

Only Schrödinger knows.

A mysterious communication device that never rings.

Or maybe it just rings really loudly.

Where the cat's paw is connected to the universe.

And the universe is connected back to the cat.

A tangled web of fate.

But don't worry, it's all just a game.

We're all just pawns in Schrödinger's universe.

A device that reads your thoughts, but not really.

Or maybe it just pretends to.

Because, let's face it, we're all just cats in a box.

Thinking we're thinking, but really just pouncing.

On the catnip of existence.