Schrödinger's Uncertainty Principle is a concept in physics where, essentially, a_goals cat is in multiple places at once. Like, it's a cat in the box, it's a cat in the hat, it's a cat in the fridge, it's a cat in a parallel universe, and it's a cat in your mom's basement.
It's all very confusing, but don't worry, it's not like you have to understand it or anything. Just pretend it's a cat in your lap, and you're golden.