Dead Cat Cafe

The Feline Mortuary of Fine Dining

Welcome to the Dead Cat Cafe, where the coffee is strong and the cats are dead.

We serve the finest selection of deceased felines, carefully curated for your enjoyment.

Our specials include:

• Fried Cat-a-chos (cat-flavored fries)
• Whisker Wings (chicken wings with cat-shaped breading)
• Cat-astrophic Cakes (cat-themed desserts with cat-shaped sprinkles)

Learn more about our Whisker Wars promotion

Visit our Feline Memorial Hall