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Uncertainty Principle | A Guide to the Unpredictable
The Uncertainty Principle: A Guide to Living with Unpredictability
Welcome to the realm of uncertainty, where nothing is certain and everything is probable.
What is the Uncertainty Principle?
It's like the opposite of the law of averages, but with more existential dread. Instead of expecting a predictable outcome, you're stuck with a 50/50 chance of anything happening.
Principles of the Uncertainty Principle
- Everything is possible, including nothing.
- Nothing is impossible, including everything.
- Reality is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but you're stuck playing as the villain.
- The only constant is change, except on Tuesdays, when the only constant is boredom.
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Stay uncertain, stay vigilant. The universe is watching.