Are you tired of catnip that's just not cutting it? Want to make your feline friend feel like a million bucks? Look no further than the Schrödinger Technique: a comprehensive guide to crafting the purrfect catnip experience.
By applying the principles outlined in this treatise, you'll be able to create catnip that's so potent, it'll make your cat's eyes go from bored to blissed in mere seconds.