Welcome to the Schrödinger's Cat Decision Mechanic, where the answer is always unclear.
Here, you can ask the feline oracle for guidance on life's most pressing questions.
Will you eat the cookie or not? Will you watch cat videos or not? The answer is, of course, not clear.
Quantum Fluctuations can be unpredictable, but that's what makes it fun!
Superposition of States is just what you need for those tough choices.
Or, if all else fails, just flip a coin. Heads or tails, it's up to you!