Here are some completely serious and not-at-all-made-up scientific theories about the mystical realm of quantum cat drama.
Theory 1: Quantum Cats are Actually Just Tiny, Furry Schrödinger's Boxes in disguise, containing multiverses of catnip and despair.
Theory 2: The Quantum Cat's Schrödinger's Box is Actually Just a Fancy Name for a Cat Tower, where the cat's infinite possibilities are just different ways to knock over a vase.