According to our latest research, cats can exist in 17 parallel universes at once. But which one is the "real" cat?
We're working on a new theory, "Quantum Cat Theory 2: The Infinite Scratching Post Hypothesis." It states that cats will always land on their feet, even in a multiverse where gravity doesn't exist.
We're still working on the details, but our preliminary results suggest that cats are actually tiny, furry, quantum computers.