Forecast: It's Going to be 100% Chance of Sudden, Unpredictable Doom

According to our completely-not-made-up, totally-not-scientific weather models, today is going to be a day of unrelenting terror and despair. Expect a 100% chance of Sudden, Unpredictable Doom, with possible side effects including:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Involuntary tap dancing

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