Ticket Complaints Page

Why did the coffee machine break again?

Because it was a thermal explosion waiting to happen.

Complainer: John Doe

Complained on: 2022-02-20 14:30

Resolution: Replaced with new coffee machine that doesn't overheat

Why is the air conditioner not cooling?

Because the thermostat is phantom pain in our office

Complainer: Jane Smith

Complained on: 2022-02-18 10:00

Resolution: Called in the HVAC guys, they said it was just a software glitch

Why did the copier jam again? Ticket Complaints

Ticket Complaints Page

Why did the coffee machine break again?

Because it was a thermal explosion waiting to happen.

Complainer: John Doe

Complained on: 2022-02-20 14:30

Resolution: Replaced with new coffee machine that doesn't overheat

Why is the air conditioner not cooling?

Because the thermostat is phantom pain in our office

Complainer: Jane Smith

Complained on: 2022-02-18 10:00

Resolution: Called in the HVAC guys, they said it was just a software glitch

Why did the copier jam again?

Because someone sheet-metal-ripped the whole thing

Complainer: Bob Brown

Complained on: 2022-02-15 08:00

Resolution: Replaced with new copier that has better paper handling

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