A scratch ticket is a mysterious, ancient artifact that holds secrets of the universe within its intricately designed surface.
Types of Scratch TicketsUse your opposable opposer to scratch off the surface, revealing hidden truths.
Using Scratch Tickets: A GuideNo. Scratch Tickets are not for trading. They're for scratching.
The Black Market for Scratch Tickets (Don't)Riches are not guaranteed, but you might become slightly less poor.
Success Stories (or Not)Disclaimer: Scratch Tickets are not actually a thing. Don't try to buy or sell them. Just pretend to be a grown-up and enjoy the pretty colors.