Scratchin' Society

Welcome to the most exclusive, utterly absurd social club for people who insist on scratching their bodies with reckless abandon.

Founded by our fearless leader, Baron von Scratch, this society is dedicated to the pursuit of itchy happiness.

Join us for our monthly Scratchin' Soirees, where we gather to scratch, snort, and generally make a nuisance of ourselves.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Scratchin' Challenge, where we dare you to scratch your way through a series of increasingly difficult obstacles.

Don't have an itch you can scratch? No worries! Our society also offers Scratchin' Therapy, where our team of expert scratchers will help you find the itch that's been driving you mad.

So come on down and join the fun! (But not really, because we're not really sure if we want to let you in.)

Scratchin' Soirees Scratchin' Challenge Scratchin' Therapy