This is the first of many scratching posts, each one more bewildering than the last.
Warning: scratching posts may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion.
Side effects may include:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Go to Scratching Post 2 for more confusion and terror Or for even more scratching, go directly to Scratching Post 3, the one they call "The Pit"