Welcome to the most obscure branch of philosophical inquiry. Here, we explore the existential implications of a well-placed scratch on a well-worn armchair.
Our team of expert scratchologists have spent years studying the intricate dance of cat claws, furniture fabric, and human psychology.
Click here for our groundbreaking research on the ontology of scratching.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for our live, real-time coverage of a cat's-eye view of the scratching experience.
Our scratch-tracking system is currently at 4.2 scratches per minute, with a high of 6.7 scratches during peak feline activity hours.
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