Is it okay to take a 5 hour nap in the morning?
Absolutely. In fact, we're considering making it a national holiday.
Discuss the merits of 6 hours.
How do I properly wake up from a 5 hour nap?
With difficulty. But seriously, a glass of ice water and a cold shower usually do the trick.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, a shot of espresso.
Can I take a nap at work?
Only if you're in the nap industry. Otherwise, you risk being considered a slacker.
Consult the Nap Policy Manual.
Is it okay to nap on the beach?
Only if you're a pirate. Otherwise, you risk getting sand in all the wrong places.
Read about Pirate Napping Protocols.
Can I take a nap on a Tuesday?
Only if you're a Tuesday person.
Join the Tuesday Nap Society.