Session 1: The Itchy Situation

Dr. Scratchy prescribes a good ol' fashioned scratching post for all your itchy troubles.

Cost: $100/minute

Duration: Until you stop scratching.

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Session 2: The Furry Frenzy

Itchy Problems

Acne: The Itching Affair

Dr. Scratchy's patented acne-scratching method: 10 minutes of furious scratching, 10 minutes of awkward silence.

Patient testimonial: "I felt like I was going crazy, but Dr. Scratchy made me feel better."

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Psoriasis: The Uninvited Guest

Dr. Scratchy's unorthodox method: 15 minutes of scratching, 5 minutes of crying.

Patient testimonial: "I was skeptical at first, but Dr. Scratchy actually made my skin look better... for a second."

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Scratching Therapist Schedule

Available Sessions

Monday:	9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Tuesday:	10:00 AM - 6:00 PM
Wednesday:	11:00 AM - 7:00 PM

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Don't forget to bring snacks!