Welcome to the Screaming into the Void

We're glad you found this place. Now, go ahead and scream into the void. It's good for you. We swear.

Some people say it's the best way to clear your mind. Others say it's just a bunch of noise. We say... well, we're still deciding.

Either way, we've got the perfect environment for you to let it all out. Our state-of-the-art acoustic panels are made of the finest imported cardboard.

Some of our most popular screaming techniques include:

1. Therapeutic Shrieking - for when you need to get those emotions out
2. Outrageous Yelling - for when you're just plain mad
3. Eloquent Screaming - for when you want to sound smart while screaming
4. Abject Squealing - for when you just can't help yourself