Screws: The Overengineered

Because regular screws were just not good enough, we decided to go full-on overengineer them. Now they come with 17 different settings, a built-in wrench, and a USB port for plugging directly into your computer.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Technical Specifications page for all the gory details.

And if you're feeling extra fancy, why not try out our Optional Features page to see what kind of absurdities we've included this time around.