Scrolling for the sake of scrolling is not just a hobby, but a lifestyle. And scroll 2 is where things get real.

Did you know that the optimal scroll speed for maximizing soul growth is between 5 and 7 pixels per millisecond?

Our experts (okay, it's just Dave) agree that scrolling with the precision of a laser-guided missile is key.

Tips for Scrolling in Secret

And don't even get us started on the importance of a good ol' fashioned scroll wheel.