Scrubs and Mitts: The Unholy Matrimony

Techniques for the Modern Couple in Denial

Are you tired of your partner's dirty socks lying around the house? Do you find yourself questioning the very fabric of your relationship whenever you see a lone, unmatched sock on the floor?

Welcome to Scrubs and Mitts, where we delve into the dark arts of relationship maintenance through a series of absurd, pseudo-scientific techniques:

• 1. Solitude in Scrubbing - A technique for scrubbing individual socks with reckless abandon, all while maintaining a sense of emotional distance.
• 2. Laundry Lists: The Unholy Trinity of Relationship Maintenance - A system for keeping track of who left the dirty dishes, whose turn it is to do the laundry, and whose turn it is to scrub the socks.
• 3. Sock Grief Therapy - A process for confronting and processing the trauma of lost and mismatched socks.