Crippling Anxiety: A Sea of Despair

According to completely-not-made-up statistics:

• Insomnia: 99.9%
• Irrational Terror: 99.7%
• Paralyzing Panic: 99.3%
• Dissociative Identity Episode Disorder: 98.5%

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Losing the Point of Life: 100%
• Constant Regret: 99%
• Losing All Joy and Hope: 98%