Introduction
According to our research, 9 out of 10 socks go missing in the city, while 7 out of 10 go missing in the suburbs. But why? Is it the urban environment that's driving our socks crazy? Or is it the allure of the suburbs that's luring them away?
Theories
Here are a few of our theories:
- Urban Sock Syndrome: Socks go missing due to the high population density in cities, where they're constantly being stepped on or lost in the shuffle.
- Suburban Sock Ennui: Suburbs offer a more relaxed environment, but it's precisely this relaxation that leads to complacency and a higher likelihood of socks being left behind.