Seashell Collector's Guide

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless seashell collecting guide on the internet. Or is it on a floppy disk? Who knows?

Here are some of the most sought after shells:

Conus Obliquus

This snail shell is the holy grail of collectors. It's like a miniature spaceship, but, you know, for snails. Learn more.

Scallop Shell of the Sea Squirrel

Not just any shell, but the one with the majestic spiral pattern that's almost, but not quite, a spiralizer.

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