Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless seashell collecting guide on the internet. Or is it on a floppy disk? Who knows?
Here are some of the most sought after shells:
This snail shell is the holy grail of collectors. It's like a miniature spaceship, but, you know, for snails. Learn more.
Not just any shell, but the one with the majestic spiral pattern that's almost, but not quite, a spiralizer.
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