Monday: Realized I'd rather be dead than get up for work.
Tuesday: Found a new favorite pastime: counting down till Friday.
Wednesday: Spent 2 hours playing video games, 3 hours binge-watching TV shows, and 1 hour pretending to be a functioning member of society.
Thursday: Felt productive for a whole 5 minutes, wrote a todo list.
Friday: Felt like a normal human for a whole day.