The Second Guessing Diagnosis

You are experiencing an acute case of Second Guessing Syndrome (SGS). Symptoms include excessive questioning of one's own sanity, irrational fear of making the wrong decision, and an overwhelming urge to consult Google for every minor decision.

Causes of SGS are varied, but may include:

• Exposure to too many options
• Uncertainty about the meaning of life
• Over-reliance on social media for validation
• Insufficient coffee intake

Symptoms can be managed with:

• A healthy dose of skepticism
• Regular doses of reality-checking
• A strong coffee habit
• A good therapist