Second-Guessing Paranoia: The Art of Questionable Decision Making

Are you tired of making good decisions? Do you find yourself constantly second-guessing every choice you make? Welcome to Second-Guessing Paranoia, where the lines between certainty and uncertainty blur like a badly drawn mustache.

Here are a few reasons why you might be a second-guesser:

• Did you really just order that coffee? Was it a mistake? Are you secretly allergic to caffeine?
• You changed your mind about what to wear 37 times this morning. You're not alone.
• Is that noise in your head the sound of your own sanity slowly unraveling? Or is it just the neighbor's lawnmower?
• Are your friends and family just pretending to understand you, but secretly they're all thinking "what is wrong with this person?!"

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