Second Guessers Unite!

Should I Get a Dog?

Are you tired of living in a life of uncertainty? Do you feel like you're missing something? Get a dog!

But wait, there's more! Consider the following:

• Do you have a yard? A house with a yard? No? Maybe just a balcony with a bird feeder?
• Are you ready for the constant whining and slobbering?
• Can you afford the dog food, vet bills, and occasional therapy sessions for yourself?

Or maybe you're just looking for another excuse to procrastinate and spend more time at home?

What If I Don't Have a Yard?

What If I Don't Have the Money?

Still unsure? Let's break it down further:

					Pros:
					• Unconditional love and acceptance
					• Constant companionship
					• Potential therapy sessions for yourself (see above)
					• Improved social skills (just ask the neighbors)
					• Reduced anxiety and stress (just kidding, it's just a dog)
				

					Cons:
					• Messy living room
					• Chewed-up shoes
					• Constant whining and barking
					• Potential vet bills and emergencies