Socks of the Damned

Welcome to Socks of the Damned, where the fabric of reality is frayed and our socks have been lost at sea.

You're here because you second-guess yourself, wondering where your socks have gone, and why they never seem to turn up in the wash.

We have:

• Socks in the Abyss
• Lost and Found Socks
• Paranoid Sock Checklist

Or if you'd like to contact us, try reaching out to the Socks of the Damned Foundation.

Don't get tangled up in the existential crisis of missing socks. Visit us often.