Are you tired of living paycheck to paycheck? Do you dream of owning your own private island, but don't have the funds for a down payment? Look no further than second mortgage planning! With our expert team of certified soul-suckers, we'll guide you through the process of turning your home equity into a never-ending cycle of debt and regret.
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*Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Do not try this at home.
Or at all, really.
Seriously, don't do it.
Trust us, we're experts at ruining lives.