Disclaimer

By visiting our website, you agree to the following:

Our website is for entertainment purposes only.
Our website is not actually a real bank or a real estate agency.
We do not actually have any second mortgages to sell.

Disclaimer Warnings:

We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by our website's absurdity.

Disclaimer Subpage 2

Disclaimer subpage 2: We're not actually lawyers, but we play them in our dreams.

Read more lawyer jokes! Related content: Lawyer-themed memes! This page serves as the disclaimer for the Second Mortgage website, a satirical website that pokes fun at the absurdity of modern finance and real estate. The disclaimer warns visitors that the website is for entertainment purposes only and that any actual financial decisions should not be based on its content. The "Disclaimer Warnings" section is a humorous take on traditional legal disclaimers, complete with a warning about potential emotional trauma caused by the website's absurdity. The "Disclaimer Subpage 2" section continues the absurdity, claiming that the website's authors are not actually lawyers but rather pretend lawyers in their dreams. The links provided lead to additional satirical content, including more lawyer jokes and lawyer-themed memes.